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1st Issue :: 15th July 2004 :: Chennai Edition ::
Editor - Jamshed V Rajan
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Snippets
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Conversation
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Kounts of my office
has started a blog. I have a feeling he might not continue writting...but
any ways here try your luck. Read His blog. I am glad our National animal is a Tiger. It is proud animal, just like we Indians. While I understand, beauty is but skin deep, I would still say tigers are beautiful animals. I would not want to
live in a country where the National emblem has a Mouse. Would be a big
let down for all Indians, except Lord Ganesha, who would love to see his
vahanam being patronized. Obituary
Salman Khan was yesterday laid to rest when he passed away in his sleep. Report has it that he was dreaming of Vivek Oberoi running away with Aishwarya Rai and could not bear the pain. May he rest in piece. |
Sonia Gandhi yet to find friends
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Conversation Intro: Being the innocent man, that everybody knows me to be, I went out looking for what the word meant. I asked a lady who was sharing the table with me at a restaurant. Me: Madam, who is a lesbian? Quote of the Week
Guess Advani would rather be Vajpayee's deputy than be stripped of his portfolios and made to sit in the opposition. stripped of his portfolios and made to sit in the opposition. - Rakesh Roshan Intreviews |
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Even Ex-PM Vajpayee has refused his friendship
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By Jamshed V Rajan I checked with Venkaiah Naidu, the BJP party President and he said: "Sonia has never spent a day without food, has never waited for a bus, has never tried to retrieve her dead relative's body from the Govt. Hospital's mortuary." Wonder if he has undergone the above mentioned. Sitting next to Naidu on the make-shift pandal was LK
Advani (Lieutenant Kolnel Advani?). An indignant Advani said, "agreed
there are no cases of communal riots against her, but she is dangerous
to the social fabric." I held back a 'yeah right.' When pointed out that she was neither a Hindu nor a Muslim by birth and thus would be better placed to solve the Ayodhya issue, he would say that Ayodhya had never been on BJP's manifesto. Guess Advani would rather be Vajpayee's deputy than be stripped of his portfolios and made to sit in the opposition. Guess Advani would rather be Vajpayee's deputy than be stripped of his portfolios and made to sit in the opposition. |
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This scribe did not expect somebody of the stature of Mr Vajpayee to come out against Sonia Gandhi's nationality. But on second thoughts one wonders...maybe...just maybe the present Indian Prime Minster could be right. I checked with Venkaiah Naidu, the BJP party President and he said: "Sonia has never spent a day without food, has never waited for a bus, has never tried to retrieve her dead relative's body from the Govt. Hospital's mortuary." Wonder if he has undergone the above mentioned. Sitting next to Naidu on the make-shift pandal was LK Advani (Lieutenant Kolnel Advani?). An indignant Advani said, "agreed there are no cases of communal riots against her, but she is dangerous to the social fabric." I held back a 'yeah right.' When pointed out that she was neither a Hindu nor a Muslim by birth and thus would be better placed to solve the Ayodhya issue, he would say that Ayodhya had never been on BJP's manifesto. Guess Advani would rather be Vajpayee's deputy than be stripped of his portfolios and made to sit in the opposition. Guess Advani would rather be Vajpayee's deputy than be stripped of his portfolios and made to sit in the opposition. Guess Advani would rather be Vajpayee's deputy than be stripped of his portfolios and made to sit in the opposition. deputy than be stripped of his portfolios and made to sit in the opposition. deputy than be stripped of his portfolios and made to sit in the opposition. |
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Down south, Karunanidhi, who had till very recently been
hobnobbing with BJP, all of a sudden has no problems with Sonia's origin.
"In fact, I asked her to wear a Saree with the `DMK pallu` but she
refused," he said. Andhra Pradesh Chief Minister Chandrababu Naidu could not be traced. According to reliable sources, he was closet with his cabinet trying to Spam Sonia's inbox. The source also added that the former airhostess' mail id was still_trying_to_be_PM@India.gone Guess Advani would rather be Vajpayee's deputy than be stripped of his portfolios and made to sit in the opposition. |
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The Bus Services in Kuala Lumpur |
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The service has been around for a year now (actually, I am lying. I dont even know if such a service really exists). The service is so popular, that the owner has already bought a car. If you think that is a small achievement, picture this. To get a driving license in Singapore, one needs to pay $3000 as trainer fee to the guy who will teach you driving, and then invest in a car that will cost you anywhere between $ 100,000 to $10,00,000. The service has been around for a year now (actually, I am lying. I dont even know if such a service really exists).
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